pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

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fuckyeahffboys:

Donald, Goofy + Sora (KHII).

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

I saw a magikarp crossing the street

it was pretty great

semen-inferno:

commanderinqueef:

nintendoggystyle:

a blogger walks into a bar

theres free wi-fi

he stays

forever

jesuschrist-:

if i die unexpectedly

will someone please for the love of god destroy my laptop before my family gets it

Waterbending

iancredible:

Expectation:

Reality:

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yumemachi:

☆ by 大入道

" You have to try. Think really hard about what you can do " | x |

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kierwynn:

100 Character Challenge - Masamune Takano (Sekaiichi Hatsukoi)

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